10 reasons why Ben & Jerry's ice cream is better than a boy1

10 reasons why Ben & Jerry's ice cream is better than a boy1. - Ben & Jerry's doesn't care what you're wearing.2. - Ben & Jerry's doesn't want a substitute for its mom.3. - Ben & Jerry's doesn't expect you to do the damned dishes.4. - Ben & Jerry's doesn't have a penis, so can't feel entitled to anything because of it.5. - Ben & Jerry's doesn't complain. Ever.6. - Ben & Jerry's doesn't have a stupid favorite TV show, or hog the remote.7. - Ben & Jerry's doesn't snore.8. - Ben & Jerry's might make you fat, but it'll never think you're ugly.9. - Ben & Jerry's doesn't require 40 minutes of hapless fumbling around and repeated verbal encouragements from you to get your endorphins flowing.10. - Ben & Jerry's comes in more flavors. They're a lot better, let's face it.